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[The usual opening letter]

From: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Sent: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 21:36:07 +0000
To: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Subject: APPEAL /FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE


FROM HARRISON DIKKO
ABIDJAN(COTE D'IVOIRE)
WEST AFRICA


ATTN:

APPEAL /FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE

DEAR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO GO INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE IVORIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE HERE IN
MY COUNTRY COTE D'IVOIRE.AND AFTER MY PRAYERS AND FASTING, I HAD THE REVELATION
THAT YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME. I AM HARRISON DIKKO, AN IVORIAN IVORY
COAST NATIONALITY.THE ONLY CHILD OF MR AND MRS.DIKKO

MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT, BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC
CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES
ON ONE OF THEIR OUTINGS TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL . WHEN MY MOTHER DIED
ON JUNE 24, 2000, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL SINCE I AM MOTHERLESS .BEFORE
THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON MARCH 26,2002 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL WHERE HE WAS
ADMITTED, HE CALLED ME SCRETLY TO HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE KEPT
A SUM OF US$16,500,000 (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS) IN A BANK IN ABIDCOTE D'IVOIRE.
THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. HE ALSO
EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS MONEY HE WAS POISONED BY HIS
BUSINESS PARTNER AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY
OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WOULD TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR AN INVESTMENT
PURPOSE, SUCH AS : REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT OR STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT .

SIR, I AM HONOURABLY SOLICITING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE
AS FOLLOWS. :

(1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE
TRANSFERRED TO.

(2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THESE FUND, SINCE I
AM A BOY OF 23 YEARS OLD.

(3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY TO
CONTINUE MY EDUCATIONAL CAREER AND TO PROCURE ME A
RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I AM INCLINED TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS A
MODE OF COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTS AFTER THE
TRANSFERRING OF THESE FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT
OVERSEAS. PLEASE, SIR I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF THIS
TANSACTION WILL BE CONCLUDED WITHIN FOURTEEN (14)WORKING
DAYS FROM NOW.

I AM EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

BEST REGARDS.

HARRISON DIKKO.

N.B: I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT
TELEPHONE NUMBER IN YOUR REPLY OF THIS PROPOSAL.
MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU TAKE CARE FOR
AN ORPHAN LIKE ME AMEM.

[Replied that I am interested.]

From: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Sent: Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:35:05 -0700
To: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Subject: Re: APPEAL /FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE

Dear Mr. Dikko,

Please accept my condolences to you about your parents.  It sounds as if you have had a tough time over the past two years. 

As a short introduction, I am 52 years old and the owner of my own company "Snipe Training, pty ltd.," which is part of "Snipe International, pty ltd."  This division is a world-class sniper training school, used by military and police forces worldwide.   Besides this, there are divisions for Advisory Services for Dictator Overthrow, Weapons Import/Export Services and Guerrilla Survival Training.

If you wish some privacy you we will not use voice or fax to commuicate on my phone lines since they are surely monitored after that fiasco in the Soloman Islands last year. <http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/06/10/1055220596356.html>

Please write back and give me some idea about you and your family.

I am extremely interested in your offer and I would like to know more about it.

Mel.

From: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Sent: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:09:02 +0000
To: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Subject: from harrison dikko


My Dearest Father mel,

 I am very happy to find such a God fearing man like
you.This moring I have giving them a power of attorney
to make you the beneficary of my money.

Please try to contact the bank,as I told them
you are my chritian Father who will be calling from
oversea.Dad,I am in a difficult situation now since my
late father died my life as been in danger here in
africa I thank God I am hiding in a local hotel here
in abidjan for safty of my life,so Dad please do not
fail to contact the bank so that my money can be
tansfer into your account by this week so I can
come over to meet you.

 The reason why I contact you personally,when I went
to the bank to make some withdrawer from the bank,the
bank director told me it is not possible then I ask
him why.He said my late father deposited this money in
fixed deposit account for the past two years that is
the reason why I don't have any power to the money
yet,that is why I really needed your help.

 The bank director also said as soon a foregn account
is provided to the bank that is when the bank
will process the transfer,that is the main reason
why I solicited for a foreing account from you God
have finanlly anwser my prayer.

 Dad please I want to ask you some few question,

 Are you married or single?

 Do have a good university there in your city?

 Do you also have idea of any good investment?

 So please Dad I don't know if you can contact my
hotel manager Mr Titi Hen so he can alow me to have
rest of mind in the hotel because my hotel bill as
been expired,he said I should pick up my things from
the hotel on tuesday by then the bank would have not
tansfer the money into your account then I don't know
where to go,please Dad here is the hotel manager phone
number +
 0746 0644 you can contact him and plead on
my behalf so he can alow me to be in the hotel till
the money will be transfer into the account you will
be providing for them.

 Dad please help me out for I have spend all I have to
obtain some documents the bank demanded from me before
they make the approved of the transfer,that is the
reason why I am short of money.Please dad I will be
glad if you can send me a photo of your picture so
that I can know who you are.

 May God bless you and your family and guide you for
me till will meet face to face in your country.

 Yours sincely son,

 Harrison.

 IN GOD WE TRUST

Mr. Harrison Dikko

[Ignored email]

From: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Sent: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:06:32 +0000
To: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Subject: from harrison dikko

Dearest Father Mel,

I received your mail and I thank you for your response
and your williness to assist me in this transaction .I
was at the Bank this morining and discused at lent
with the bank authorities on how they will make you
the beneficiary to this fund.

The bank are waiting to hear from you since I have
told them that my late gaudiance will be contacting
them in respect of the money my late father deposited
with them so that they can details you on the process
of transferring this US$16.5millions into your
account.I am writing you from my private email box
always write from this box for security reason.

All the relevant documents  relating to the deposit of
This fund in the bank by my late father is with me and
I Have forwarded them to the bank.Please as soon as
you get this mail , you should call me for the vital
information in this transaction  on +225 0788 3322.

The Bank Director told me that once they hear from
you,they will forward to you the transfer form which
you will fill and sign and return to the Bank, so the
Bank will start the process of making you  the
beneficiary  to the fund as soon as you call them .

So as a matter that require urgent Attention,
 Call the Bank Director .
         BANK OF AFRICA
        Tel+225 05 80 75 51
        Fax+225 21.27.96.86.
        Email:dr_pichopjean@yahoo.fr
      AV. JOSEPH ANOMA PLATEAU
       O1 BP.1013 ABIDJAN 01.
            R.C.I
 Call the Bank  for the attention of Dr. Pichop Jean,
the Bank Director and tell him you are calling in
respect of MASTER HARRISON DIKKO. After you have
contacted the Bank you should also contact me  to feed
me back on your discusions with them.
Thanks and God bless you for having the mind to assist
an ophan Child like me.
IN GOD WE TRUST.
HARRISON DIKKO

Let us continue immediately because my life is in
danger here as I earlier told you.I am residing in a
hotel here for my security reason.
Contact the bank so that they will give you more
details about the transfer.I hope you receive my picture on my last mail
to you
Please write me through my private email address always write to me through
this email box for security reason
h_dikko1977@yahoo.co.uk


[Obligatory "Silence of the Lambs" reference]

Sent:      April 28 2004 09:38:17 PM
To:      h_dikko@jumpy.it
Subject:      Re: from harrison dikko
Attachment(s):     house.jpg (114 K)    Front_Yard.jpg (116 K)    Back_Yard.jpg (102 K)   

My Dear Harrison,

Sorry I couldn't reply sooner but I was on a walkabout with some of me mates from the weekend to yesterday.  I had about 69 messages to read but I opened yours first.

Do you like kangaroo meat?  The testicles are especially superb with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

I have made some enquiries about adopting you and the nice lady with the big hooters is going to email me some information.

To answer your questions:

Yes, I am married to Melanie, my wife for 31 years.  Both of our children have moved out and live in Japan.  We are expecting to be grandparents soon.

I am sorry I wasn't here on Tuesday but I guess Mr. Titi Hen has tossed you out of his hotel by now.  I hope you can find another place to stay?  Let me know how that turns out.

The Queensland University of Technology (QUT) is very good, with a top-notch Fraud Detection department.

I have attached some pictures of our house and views of the land.  I own the land out to 20km past those mountains.

The best investments are in real-estate and with such low population density and great distances between cities the telecom companies are also a very good pick.

My address is:

Mr Mel Snipe
101 Dalmation Pvt
Mulwarree Pond, Queensland
Australia 1066



Sincerely Yours,

Mel Snipe.


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Front Yard

Back Yard











Mel's House

From: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Sent: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 17:32:27 +0000
To: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Subject: Please call me father+225 0716 3022


Dearest Father,

  I received your mail and I thank you for your response and williness to
assist me in this transaction,I received the picture which you send to me
it was such a betaifull veiw of your hoouse and land,Father I will be very
happy to be with you there in your country and also to be your adopted son,because
ever since the death of my parent I have sufferd a lot of hardship.

 I will like to eat the kagaroo meat,but I will need to me there with you
as long as you do eat it I will eat also.Father please I still need your
assistance as the hotel manger took some of my belonging saying if I pay
him his money he will the give me back by belonging that is why I need us
to hasten things up.

 Have you been able to contact the bank?if not I will like you to contact
the bank immediately so tat we can proceed further as I really want to leave
this country and join you there in your country to spend the rest of my
life and continue my education,as for the university I will like very very
much because it is my graetest dream to continue my education where I stoped.

 Father,please can you call mendo call me with my direct room number which
is +225 0716 3022 so that I can hear your voice,and don't forget also as
soon as you contact the bank here where the money is been deposited I will
like you to call me and give me your outcome discussion with them.

 Once gain I really appreciate your concern and willingness to see that
my dream come true,may God bless and guide you for me till we meet face
to face in your country,please I will be glad if you can respond back to
me throuhg this email address (h_dikko1977@yahoo.co.uk) for confidential
reason.

 I will expect your call to me,

 Yours lovely son,

 Harrison

[Oh no, the "Bank of Africa" doesn't look real.  Now what?]

Sent:      April 30 2004 07:22:53 PM
To:      h_dikko@jumpy.it
Subject:      Re: Please call me father+225 0716 3022
Son Harrison,

Last night I tried to to phone your banker, Dr. Pichop Jean, but all I got was a few beeps and then it hung up.

I then contacted an associate at the French Consulate and he said to try the yellow pages, <http://tinyurl.com/2jf89> and I was shocked to find there is no Bank of Africa in COTE D'IVOIRE.

Can you explain this?  What does it mean about your inheritance?  Have you mentioned me or given him my email address?  Please son, do not speak with this person any more.

Please reply back.

I haven't heard from immigration yet.


Dad.


--
The Best Sniper Training in Oz.  melsnipe@ecluboz.com

From: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Sent: Sat, 1 May 2004 16:16:52 +0000
To: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Subject: Please call me father with my number +225 0716 3022



 Dearest Father,

  How are you today?I hope all is with you there in your country.

 I received your mail and I will want you to understand the fact that my
late father deposited this money in a bank here,and that bank which I have
gone to confirm the deposit is BANK OF AFRICA I gave you all the information
including the email address of the bank director.

 As you said you are trying to get intouh with the bank,maybe is because
of the poor communication euror here in Africa, I will still like you to
try it again,but today is saturday you have to contact them on monday morining,I
am resending the contact of the bank to you again.

                 NAME OF BANK/BANK OF AFRICA
                 TEL NUMBER   /Tel+225 05 80 75 51
                 FAX NUBMER  / 225 21.27.96.86.
                 EMAIL CONTACT/dr_pichopjean@yahoo.fr
                 ADDRESS/AV. JOSEPH ANOMA PLATEAU
                 O1 BP.1013 ABIDJAN 01.R.C.I

 Please father I will like you to contact the bank first thing on monday
morining,if the phone is still not going please do contact them with their
email address as I have told you it can be the poor communication euror
here in Africa.Regards to your question father I want you to know that there
are branches of BANK OF AFRICA around my country here I want you to follow
the way I told you so as to know you are dealing with the bank where the
money is been deposited.

 As for my inherited money,I am the only son of my late father as he is
dead I will be the one to inherit his propertity that is what I mean by
my inherited money.Father I have not given anybody your email address and
I cannot speak to anyone that I don't know as I told you that my life is
in danger,because if those people that kill my late father get me,that is
my life is over beacuse they will never spear me that is why I need you
to hasten things up so that the bank can start the procee of the transfer

[need more proof for "Bank of Africa"]


From: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Sent: Sun, 2 May 2004 13:15:39 -0700
To: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Subject: IQ test

Son Harrison,

Obviously you do not know me as well as my real children do, but you will learn quickly I'm sure.  I do not take the word of others to be true, I require absolute proof.

I did not rise to my position as leader of the world's foremost military advisers by relying on the word of others.  No indeed!

Listen carefully, son.  I am giving you a test and I can't allow you to fail.  I want you to prove to me that the "Bank of Africa" exists and that your money is deposited there.  You may use any method you wish.

Let me relate a mission I was on about 20 yrs ago in the Philippines.  We were forced into the swamp by the army and close to being caught.  My CO realized we weren't going to escape when he came up with an idea.  At sundown he had us each climb up a tree and wait for the troops to pass under us.

A second team went by in the morning.  We simply doubled back, met no resistance, helped the rebels to dispose of the president and left.  No casualties and  minimal injuries.

I await your reply,

Dad.

Received:       May 24 2004 10:24:34 AM
From:      h_dikko@jumpy.it
To:      melsnipe
Subject:      please help.
Dear Father,
I have been so sick ,I thank God that I have recovered.
I went to the bank this morning to see the general bank president DR.David
Smith,he said that you should contact him on this email address:davidsmith_ci@yahoo.fr

Tel:+22507883322 so that he can explain to you on how this money is going
to transfer into your account .

He told me that Dr.Pichop Jean for went for a course in Canada Toronto.

As soon as you contact the bank president ,please try and get back to me
with your discussion with him.

I am awaiting for your urgent respond
your son
Harrison

Received:       May 24 2004 10:24:34 AM
From:      h_dikko@jumpy.it
To:      melsnipe
Subject:      please help.

Dear Father,
I have been so sick ,I thank God that I have recovered.
I went to the bank this morning to see the general bank president DR.David
Smith,he said that you should contact him on this email address:davidsmith_ci@yahoo.fr

Tel:+22507883322 so that he can explain to you on how this money is going
to transfer into your account .

He told me that Dr.Pichop Jean for went for a course in Canada Toronto.

As soon as you contact the bank president ,please try and get back to me
with your discussion with him.

I am awaiting for your urgent respond
your son
Harrison

[Ignore the fact that he has already listed that phone number as his own.]
[The bank manager is also using a yahoo account, again.]
[Let's see if he remembers where he lives.]

Sent:       May 24 2004 12:59:21 PM
To:      h_dikko@jumpy.it
Subject:      Re: please help.

Son Harrison,

It is good to hear from you again.  I hope your illness is gone?  It was probably spurious too, from the refugee camp I assume.

I regret that Dr. Pichop Jean has gone to Canada.  I've heard that they are lynching Nigerians in the Internet cafes.  Seven bloody bodies have been found frozen in the snow since they have started, last week.           

I am not at home until May 29, 2004 but I will try to contact Mr Smith soon.

Dad.

[Let's see if the bank manager remembers where he is.]


Sent:       May 24 2004 01:49:40 PM
To:      davidsmith_ci@yahoo.fr
Subject:      What's up Doc?

Dr. David Smith
President, Banque D'Afrique
France.

Dear Dr. Smith,

I am contacting you on behalf of Master Don Dikko, son of Mr. Dikko of Nigeria.  I would like to remove his money from your bank.  Please advise with modalities and fees to my waiting box.

I am travelling in America so my reply might not be as quick as a tart dropping her knickers.


Sincerely Yours,

Mel Snipe.

Received:       May 26 2004 07:35:00 AM
From:      davidsmith ci
To:      melsnipe
Subject:      urgent and imortant
Atten to Mel Snipe,
For point of correction,our late customer Mr.Dikko we
know is a Citizen of Cote D'Ivoire not Nigeria.

Which Dikko are you talking about?

If the Dikko you are talking about is from Nigeria
please you can forget about this transaction but if
you are sure that the DIKKO which are talking is the
one from here in country Cote D'Ivoire then you have
to recomfirm your banking details to us urgent so that
we can start the programming of the wire transfer to
your account .

After our board meeting today,we will advise you on
how to obtain the necessary of transfer from our telex
department office.

Comfirm to us your telephone and fax number so that we
can call you when necessary.

you are advise to call me on +22507883322.
Dr.David Smith.

[All of the Dikko's are dicks so I won't answer any questions.]

From: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Sent: Thu, 27 May 2004 16:34:13 -0700
To: davidsmith ci <davidsmith_ci@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Information

Dear Dr. Smith,

I hope you are fine today.  Please find below the information you asked for:

Mr Mel Snipe
101 Dalmation Pvt
Mulwarree Pond, Queensland
Australia 1066
personal fax + voice: 07092813168
email: melsnipe@ecluboz.com

Here is my account. It's in Switzerland for good privacy:

UBS SA, Geneva, Switzerland
SWIFT CODE: UBSW CHZH 80A

http://www.ubs.com/

Choose Account number by money currency you are going to use:
240-CO128346.0 (Swiss francs)
240-CO573530.0 (Euros)
240-CO128346.4 (US dollars)
240-CO573530.4 (UK pounds)

There must be some mistake, the number +22507883322, is Master Dikko's number not your company's number.


Sincerely Yours,

Mel Snipe.

[Mel strikes a nerve with the phone number mixup]

Received:       May 28 2004 05:46:05 AM
From:      davidsmith ci
To:      melsnipe
Subject:      CONSTITUTION OF OUR BANK
Hello Mel Snipe,
We acknowledged the reciept of your banking
information.

The programming of the transfer have been made .
How will you like us to make the wire transfer into
your account? Is it by Telegraphic wire transfer or
online banking or by draft?
So which ever way you want it you have to re-activate
the account with the sum of US$1,500 ,then as soon as
we recieve this re-activation fee Mrs.Elizabeth Toure
who is incharge of Telex Unit will contact you and
advise you on how the transfer will be made into your
account under 48 banking hours.

For point of correction,this is my telephone number
+225078883322 not for your little boy Dikko.

As soon as the account is re-activate ,all the legal
documents will be faxed to you which you have to sign
as the present beneficiary of this fund and fax it
back to the telex unit office.

You are advise to call me on your reciept of this
email.

Best Regards,
Dr.David Smith.

Received       May 28 2004 10:09:18 AM
From:      h_dikko@jumpy.it
To:      melsnipe
Subject:      It was a mistake from me.
Dear Father,
I recieved a call this morning from Dr.David Smith ,he said you told him
that the telephone number which he gave to you is my telephone number,
Sir,I am very sorry ,it was a mistake from my side because of the happiness
of the help you wants to lender to me.

I never knew that I gave you the telephone number of Dr.David Smith as
my own telephone number.
Here is my own telephone number where you should reach me 0022507163022.

Any development from the bank please let me know.

PLease I will like you to give me your own private telephone number so that
I can call you aswel when necessary.

Sincerely,
Harrison

Received:       May 31 2004 01:34:54 PM
From:      h_dikko@jumpy.it
To:      melsnipe
Subject:      Please get back to me

Dear Father,

Hope all is well,I have not heard from you.

What have discussed with the bank,when are they going to transfer our money
int your account.I need to hear from you as am worried here.

Please do get back to me immediately,

And also extend my greeting to your family,

Thanks and stay bless ,

Yours sincerely son,

Harrison.

[This is way over the top.  Let's see what happens.]

From: melsnipe <melsnipe@ecluboz.com>
Sent: Sun, 11 Jul 2004 11:00:34 -0700
To: h_dikko@jumpy.it
Subject: Re: Please get back to me

Dear Son Harrison,

I have been very ill and apparently from what the doctor, priest and shaman told me, I had a close brush with death.  I am very thin and have lost a lot of weight.  My arms are like toothpicks and my john henry has dried up like a root in December.

However, on a diet of avocado salad and plenty of lard on my toast in the morning, I am slowly recovering.  Satan still speaks to me whenever I go to the bathroom or use the computer.

Beloved son, Satan is our friend.  Do you wish to continue where we left off or has the money been released?
Please contact me soon.  Do your farts smell like death?  Mine sure do.

address:

Mr Mel Snipe
101 Dalmation Pvt
Mulwarree Pond, Queensland
Australia 1066
personal fax + voice: 044-07092813168
email: melsnipe@ecluboz.com

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